The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.
this video is tears — like cryingidon’tcareitmustnotbecapitalismihopeit’sreal tears it’s so stunning
This video is so beautiful. I don’t think a commercial has ever made me cry before…
#the if you want #kills me every single time #like look at this fucking dude #keeping it together #because he has to #because this is his shot #and when i read a really sappy tentoo #i get really angry #like don’t you think #and i’m just spit-balling here #but if this guy was going to turn into a blubbering mess #and talk about his soul and shit #that he would have done it on this fucking beach? #i think so #so let’s give him the benefit of the doubt #and in reward for keeping it together #he gets to spend his life with rose tyler #the pajamas she wears on a normal night #the way she never finishes a cup of tea #how angry they can get and still sleep in the same bed#the sound of a key in the lock at 3 am #how he eats nothing but chicken fingers for lunch for a week #and how she likes her breakfast cereal full of even more sugar than his #how they slowly stop using condoms #the little nips and bruises on his shoulder #the way his voice gets so much lower#cologne and laundry detergent and bacon on sunday mornings #the way he wraps himself in a blanket on the sofa #and sharing a closet and even though her side is twice as big as his #how sometimes the only thing she wants to wear is whatever he had on the day before (via allrightfine)
OMG you guys what if Waternoose had his heart broken by a child a long time ago and that’s why he’s so violently opposed to letting the other monsters get to know kids?! Actually this would explain the entire monster reality because they have entire government agencies devoted to keeping the kids out! Someone at the top of all of this knows that kids are actually really lovable but monsters can never befriend them because adults would hunt them all down and kill them. The scare tactics used in this movie were for the monsters own good, but not for their physical health, for their hearts!
You little shit.